Is Marriage for YOU? ... Find out here!

1.       If you still think love is blind or that finance does not matter in marriage…do not approach a priest!

2.       If you don’t like to use the words please, thank you and sorry…don’t just bother even proposing or accepting.

3.       If you are allergic to receiving or giving praises and encouragement freely….. Stay with yourself, your TV remote and a bag of chips.

4.       If your reflex action is to see the half empty part of the glass ALL the time… Sing your SOLO proudly.  

5.       If you are a “polished” babe and you cannot tolerate another person’s impromptu bursts of air and noise pollution even in the most romantic/spiritual/ extremely inappropriate moments (including in church or in front of your parents)…..perish the thought of marriage NOW.

6.       If you are not willing to be open about your finances, your whereabouts and your innermost thoughts…... Just stay single.

7.       If you prefer people to read your mind and anticipate your needs, moods, desires, dreams and reactions….. Nope! Can’t  work for you…..FORGET that "I want to be surprised" matter…You will only end up surprising yourself (as my PDoc. would say)

8.       If you don’t like any form of conflict of ideas/interest, you avoid having difficult conversations and making tough decisions…..just keep buying everything for one! Don’t even bother planning a wedding.

9.       If you do not like people sending you message up and down …both message that  has head and the one that does not have head….my dear embrace yourself. Stay in one place and know at least your moving around makes sense to you.

10.   If you do not even want to hear the word compromise or tolerate  or  “submission” as a woman and as a man you are still asking yourself the meaning of LOVE!!!!…. Waka FAR!!!!

11.   If you are lazy in matters of the bed and you don’t even want to be bothered about it. ….AHA! You know what???Be alone…Be very ALONE.

12.   I REPEAT!!! You are not willing to go over and beyond the call of duty in matters of the bed to please your spouse…..Adopt FYBY oh!!!...For yourself By Yourself!!!

13.   You can’t share, you can’t sacrifice, you can’t endure, you don’t understand what they mean by “be understanding”….. Stay OYO!!!

14.   You don’t have listening skills neither do you have “pretend to be listening skills”…..don’t bother pricing a wedding ring.

15.   You do not take criticism well and you prefer to be surrounded by people that say yes all the time, you also prefer things to be done your way after all you are well educated, seasoned and travelled from the womb of your aristocrat parents till date…..Don’t even bother with anything to do with the alphabet M!!!

16.   You believe your spouse is a reflection of who you are and therefore should conform to a certain standard or character type which you have set in your mind since you were a young budding youngster…you go wound!!!

17.   You don’t believe that personal hygiene and  physical appearance matter or have anything to do with a successful marriage…Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……Seriously don’t bother!!!!

18.   The thought of staying faithful and committed to ONE PERSON for the rest of your life scares you and you really feel there is still someone MORE- out there for you….Get a one room flat in a highbrow area of town and engrave your name on the gate. You are SINGLE!!!!

19.   You believe all you need is love and no preparation, reading, training or counseling is required before the altar…you will cross each mountain when you get there….Just skip the altar and head to a divorce lawyer.

20.   You do not believe that Marriage has some spiritual elements and should not be ventured into without the help of GOD the father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit….Now you are in trouble….don’t do it…. don’t bother getting married.

 

I hope I have helped you make up your mind. Should you desire or choose to still go ahead and get married, I am always available and twill be my utmost pleasure to be the compere of the special occasion…Call ME!